Hubby: Oops. I made a mistake.
Medium: I'll eat it.
Large: Are you going to make what I'm talking about?
Hubby: No, because I have no idea what you're talking about.
Large: Why not?
Hubby: Because I don't understand your mind. It's scary in there.
Small: You have weird children!
Hubby: Uh-huh. Yes. I do.