...but I don't. Because I promised I wouldn't.
Hubby is out of town this week, on his annual summer mission trip with the teens. The Fries and I have thus spent the last several days out at my folks', and came home today. (Our kitty-sitters are also on the mission trip.) Sis and BIL and their kids are in the States right now, also staying with my folks, so it's been cousin insanity and 11 people (more than half of them kids) in my parents' home.
With a few nights away from home, no Hubby, not my own bed, and no Mika to come snuggle with me at night, I haven't slept well. The drive home was tiring, even if it was only an hour.
So I made a decision. I was lifting the Amish Summer tech ban for the afternoon. They've gone mostly without tech since Sunday evening anyway. I needed a nap. I fixed everybody lunch, and sent the kids up to the living room to watch TV while I dozed in the den.
When I woke a little while ago, I figured I still had some time before I needed to tell them to get ready to go so that we can go back to the VBS at a church near Gramma and Poppa's tonight (they've gone the last two nights with Roo and A-man). Large and Medium were watching TV. Small was not.
"Where's Small?" I asked.
"She's upstairs," Medium said.
I followed what I thought was the sound of water being turned on hard and rapidly turned off.
The girls' bathroom. Of course. Which they all know they're not supposed to play in.
I peered into the room and saw no one. "Small?" I asked.
"I'm hiding back here."
I walked to the back of the bathroom, and found her tucked between the toilet and the huge cupboards by the sink.
With her electric Dora toothbrush.
And there's the "water" sound.
She was also holding a black marker cap.
And her eyelids were black.
"Where's the marker?" I demanded. She leaned out and pointed over to the counter between the sinks. I took the cap and put it on the marker. "What's on your finger?"
I grabbed her toothbrush and studied it. "Is there lotion on your toothbrush?"
"Yes," she mumbled.
She shrugged her shoulders.
"Well, you've ruined your toothbrush. You know this is not a toy. Why did you put lotion on your toothbrush?"
"No. That's not good enough. You show me what you were doing with the lotion and your toothbrush."
Small held the toothbrush up to her cheeks, as if she was applying makeup.
I frowned. "I'm very disappointed in your choices."
I walked down the hall to my own bathroom, struggling not to giggle. I sent a text to my best friend and called Small to my bathroom.
She saw my phone. "Don't take a picture," she begged.
"I won't." I ripped open an alcohol prep pad and wiped at her eyelid.
"Will we still get to go to bible school tonight?"
I'd said they had to behave. "Yes."
"What if my sisters see what's left on my eyes?"
I finished with the second prep pad on her other eyelid. "Well, that's the price you pay for drawing on your eyelids with marker."
Her lip quivered, and I tipped her chin up so she could see me. "Are you mad?"
"I'm disappointed," I said. "I love you. Please don't draw on yourself with marker, okay?"
She went back downstairs and watched TV from the stairs.
But, oh, a picture would have made this post perfect!